#teachings

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."