#teachings

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."