#teachings

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"All teachings are mere references. The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"