#teachings

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."