#teachings

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."