#teachings

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."