#teachings

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."