#unconditional-love

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."