#unconditional-love

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."