#unconditional-love

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."