#wisdom

"Wisdom is nothing more than confirmed imagination: just because one did not study for his exam does not mean that he should leave it blank."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"He is beginning to master wisdom when he tries to learn how not to try."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Ah! how little knowledge does a man acquire in his life. He gathers it up like water, but like water it runs between his fingers, and yet, if his hands be but wet as though with dew, behold a generation of fools call out, 'See, he is a wise man!' Is it not so?"