Random Inspirational Quotes

"Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary."

"Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it."

"Cynicism places the cynic at the center seat of judgement with the self appointed authority to criticize and condemn."

"A mind filled with negative thoughts makes you feel miserable and inadequate and will lead to failure after failure no matter how hard you try to succeed."

"The first casualty when war comes is truth."

"To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust."

"When you look at the past without God’s eyes, you subject yourself to deception. The past no longer exists and God doesn’t linger there. However, Satan will show you whatever you want to see and believe, so you will be trapped in an emotion that cannot communicate truth, beyond what you want to remember."

"I'd learned that some things are best kept secret."

"Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket"- which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET."- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."

"I would not bend.They could not make me Pliable.My mind was strong.My mind was mine."

"You live but once; you might as well be amusing."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Without music, life would be a blank to me."

"Rejection is an opportunity for your selection."

"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love."

"Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose."

"It does not follow, because our ancestors made so many errors of fact and mixed them with their religion, that we should therefore leave off being religious at all. By being religious we establish ourselves in possession of ultimate reality at the only points at which reality is given us to guard. Our responsible concern is with our private destiny, after all."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong."