"Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us."
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"When she fucked up all those years ago, just a little girl terrified into paralysis, she fell onto the enigma of herself."
"Winners are not afraid of losing. But losers are. Failure is part of the process of success. People who avoid failure also avoid success."
"I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done."
"Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us."
"The love of money is the root of all evil, therefore selfishness must be the seed."
"I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all."
"All good art is an indiscretion."
"Paint your life with the colors of kindness so that you may find the true bliss of happiness."
"Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating."
"Visible objects therefore do not perish utterly, since nature repairs one thing from another and allows nothing to be born without the aid of another's death."
"why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.Why try to make me like you?Why are you hurt when I don't cuddle?Why do you sigh when I splash through a puddle?Why do you scream when I do what I did?Im a kid."
"After all, you can't truly be happy if you've never known pain. You can't truly feel joy if you've never felt heartbreak. You can't know what it's like to be filled unless you've been empty."
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."
"But, oh, when gloomy doubts prevail,I fear to call thee mine;The springs of comfort seem to fail,And all my hopes decline.Yet, gracious God, where shall I flee?Thou art my only trust;And still my soul would cleave to thee,Though prostrate in the dust."
"My last refuge, my books: simple pleasures, like finding wild onions by the side of a road, or requited love."
"education is consistency .still we forget to add our words in to this old page"
"Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things- they save you."
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