Random Inspirational Quotes

"I’ve got some questions,Are you sick of feelin’ sorry?And people sayin’ not to worry?Sick of hearing this hakuna matata motto,From people who won the lotto,We’re not that lucky.Have you noticed that you’re breathing?Look around and count your blessings,So when you’re sick of all this stressin’ and guessin’I’m suggestin’ you turn this up and let them hear you sing it"

"What the soul hardly realizes is that, unbeliever or not, his loneliness is really a homesickness for God."

"Knowing was a temptation. What you don't know won't tempt you."

"Athletes who are able to stay completely focused in pursuit of their dreams are the ones that are most likely to become champions."

"Observe & accept what ever arises & know that everything is as it needs to be."

"My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh..."

"The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne."

"Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession - celebrants in robes and pointed hats whirling and clapping and chanting the name of some old-world prophet, 'Hari, Hari! Hari Potter!'"

"These woods are lovely, dark and deep,But I have promises to keep,And miles to go before I sleep,And miles to go before I sleep."

"I learned long ago that when change comes, you gotta slow down and take note of it. In the midst of that change is all the possibility in the world."

"Thou shalt not be a victim, thou shalt not be a perpetrator, but, above all, thou shalt not be a bystander."

"Painting is just another way of keeping a diary."

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."

"Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?"asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends,"says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."

"Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."

"To know you are ignorant is the beginning of wisdom."

"If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."

"A book of verses underneath the boughA flask of wine, a loaf of bread and thouBeside me singing in the wildernessAnd wilderness is paradise now."