Random Inspirational Quotes

"I hate writing, I love having written."

"Joy is the infallible sign of the presence of God."

"I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."

"I want to be in the Guinness Book of World Record’s for something ridiculous like juggling poison-tipped porcupines, playing the piano blindfolded while tightrope walking in tights, or throwing a rubber ball in a circular rim adorned with a dangling white nylon net."

"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard."

"And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever."

"All shall be done, but it may be harder than you think."

"Hope is patience with the lamp lit."

"Sometimes it seemed to him that his life was delicate as a dandelion. One little puff from any direction, and it was blown to bits."

"Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back."

"Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever, let alone for extended periods of time."

"At present we are on the outside of the world, the wrong side of the door. We discern the freshness and purity of morning, but they do not make us fresh and pure. We cannot mingle with the splendours we see. But all the leaves of the New Testament are rustling with the rumour that it will not always be so. Some day, God willing, we shall get in."

"Those who try to juggle wisdom, power and greed, drop one of the balls, every time.”—Zarost"

"How long have you been standing there?""Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger.""He deserved it."

"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."

"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."

"By Hays' reasoning, penetrating a rectum with a penis is a violation of how God meant humans to function. However, penetrating a human body with a sword, a common way to kill people in biblical times, is acceptable. Apparently human bodies were designed to be penetrated by metal implements, but not by flesh."

"Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard."

"You're off to Great Places!Today is your day!Your mountain is waiting,So... get on your way!"

"There's two kinds of rock n' roll casualty: the one that has huge success and adoration, and then suddenly it stops. Or there's when you're in a band: it is all-consuming, so then you have the dream of that, and then the dream's taken away from you even before it happens."