#Wonderful

"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"The Japanese have a wonderful sense of design and a refinement in their art. They try to produce beautiful paintings with the minimum number of strokes."

"Always expect that something beautiful and wonderful will happen to fill life with beauty."

"Nothing is too wonderful to be true if it be consistent with the laws of nature."

"I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality."

"Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale."

"Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life."

"Hope can be the most wonderful thing in the world or it can crush your heart like an eggshell."

"The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"It's a wonderful world. You can't go backwards. You're always moving forward. It's the wonderful part about life. And that's terrific."

"Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor."

"She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"I'm in this wonderful place of life, where everything I'm doing is something I do because I enjoy it."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."