Beryl Dov

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."