Beryl Dov

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."