Beryl Dov

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."