BE

Beryl Dov

3321 quotes

Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."
"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."
"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."
"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."
"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."