Beryl Dov

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."