Beryl Dov

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

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"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."