"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."
"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"
"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."
"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."
"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."