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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."
"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."
"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."
"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."
"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."
"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."
"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"