Beryl Dov

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."