Beryl Dov

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."