Beryl Dov

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."