Beryl Dov

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."