"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"
"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."
"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."
"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."
"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."
"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."