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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."
"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."
"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."
"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."
"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."