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"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

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"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."