"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."
"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."
"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."
"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."
"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."
"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."
"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."
"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."