Beryl Dov

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."