Beryl Dov

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."