"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."
"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."
"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."
"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."
"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"
"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."
"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."