Beryl Dov

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."