"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."
"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."
"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."
"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."
"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."
"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."
"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."
"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."