"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."
"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."
"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."
"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."