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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"
"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"
"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."