Beryl Dov

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."