Beryl Dov

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."