Beryl Dov

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."