Beryl Dov

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."