Beryl Dov

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."