Beryl Dov

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."