Beryl Dov

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."