Beryl Dov

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."