Beryl Dov

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."