Beryl Dov

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

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"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."