Beryl Dov

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."