"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."
"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."
"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"
"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."
"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."
"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."
"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."
"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."
"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."