"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."
"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."
"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."
"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."
"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."
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