Beryl Dov

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."