Beryl Dov

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."