Beryl Dov

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."