Beryl Dov

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

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"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

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"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."