Beryl Dov

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."