Beryl Dov

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."