Beryl Dov

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."