Beryl Dov

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."