Beryl Dov

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."