Beryl Dov

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."