"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"
"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."
"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."
"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."
"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."
"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."
"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."
"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."
"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."