Beryl Dov

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."