Beryl Dov

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."